Family Reunions
Business Meetings
Spiritual Retreats
Weekend Getaways

Spa Room
Safari Room
Groovy Girls
Life’s A Beach
Cowgirl Room
Bad Kitty Room

Special Menus


Birthday Cakes

Chair massage

Breakfast Baskets

Box Lunches

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Food, Food and More Food

Chefs Salad to Die For

Scrumptious Meals Option

At Turtle Landing Retreat, we want to pamper you. Period. End of story. What could be better than your own personal weekend chef?

It’s easy! We can provide every meal, just dinners, or any combination to fit your time and budget. You keep on scrapping, playing games, or relaxing.

Menus vary but we’re open to suggestions. Breakfast and lunch come in boxes to make meal times quick so you can get back to your scrapping or quilting. We  team up with local caterers to deliver a scrumptious meal that keeps the fun rolling.  We’ve got lots of options to make everyone in the group happy they joined you for theweekend.

Car Detailing

Car Detailing for TLR Guests

Car Detailing Service

Getting the car all cleaned out was never this easy. Your husband won’t believe you were at a crafters weekend.

Local car detailing specialist East Coast Auto Detailers come right to the TLR driveway to wash, wax, vacuum and get your vehicle in tip top shape.  You get to do what you came for and drive home in clean car luxury!

Just  hand over the keys.  Make your reservation today – only two per day. Detailing packages are $50, $75 and $100. For more details, call 315-374-0064 or email


TLR Massage

Massages at TLR

Talk about relaxing! Turtle Landing Retreat Special Treatment Massages are the best way to take s-l0-w-i-n-g down to the next level. Onsite masseuses create a luxurious, private spa right on-site.

Sessions are  scheduled to ease your aching muscles and make you feel like you’re a million miles away.  Chair massages also available. All massage types are $1/minute, for up to one hour.

Turtle Landing Personal Bartending


Cabana Boy Bar Tender

There’s nothing better at a party than a great bartender.

Your party, getaway, or retreat becomes just a little more fun with your very own personal  bartender.

Schedule one of our terrific bartenders for up to four hours to mix favorite drinks,  crack open the beers, and make sure your wine glass never is empty. Just $20/hour, with a two hour minimum. You provide the alcohol.